And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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