: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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