i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
as a side note pls kill me
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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