my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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