My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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