if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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