Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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