Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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