Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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