doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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