we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I wish there were birth control emojis
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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