talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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