Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I need a hoe opinion
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