just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
