I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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