Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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