Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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