So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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