Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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