walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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