If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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