She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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