What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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It's shark week go big or go home
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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