tell your sister to shave her snatch
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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