We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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