what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
i think my cat just said my name.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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