is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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