just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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