i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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