i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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