my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
we're so committed to being not committed
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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