Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I can't put those talents on a resume
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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