I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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