I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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