'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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