I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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