she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
You should frame my arrest warrant.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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