I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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