he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
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Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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