You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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