It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
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I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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