I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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