So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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