Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
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