I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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