everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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