from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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