already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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