It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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