she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize
