susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
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