Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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