She went from zero to smokin in five shots
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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