i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Someone came in the potted fern
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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